rsWAP ~ Joke: Dirty Mind Quiz

I challenge you NOT to think dirty. All of the answers in this quiz are NOT obscene in any way.

VOCABULARY TEST FOR THE DIRTY MINDED:

1) What is a 4-letter word that ends in"k" & means the same as intercourse?

2) What is it that a cow has 4 of & a woman has only 2 of?

3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about 6 inches long, has a head on it, & that women love so much that they often blow it?

4) What word starts with "f" & ends with "u-c-k"?

5) Name 5 words that are each 4 letters long, end in "u-n-t" one of which is a word for a woman?

6) What does a dog do that you can step into?

7) What 4 letter word begins with "f" & ends with "k", & if you can't get one you can use your hands?

8) What is hard, 6 inches long, has 2 nuts & can make a girl fat?

9) What 4 letter word ends in "i-t" & is found on the bottom of birdcages?

10) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men then on others; the pope doesn't use his; & a man gives it to his wife after they are married?

ANSWERS

1) TALK
2) LEGS
3) A 20 DOLLAR BILL
4) FIRE TRUCK
5) BUNT, HUNT, RUNT, PUNT, AUNT
6) PANTS
7) FORK
8) ALMOND JOY CANDY BAR
9) GRIT
10) LAST NAME

YOU PEOPLE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!
I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE
THINKING!!